You don't know your history until you've read these! Most were made up by my siblings--I won't mention any names. :)
In 1491, Columbus sailed without his gun
In 1492, Columbus sailed the ocean goo
In 1493, Columbus climbed his first tree
In 1494, Columbus sailed the ocean floor
In 1495, Columbus made his first dive
In 1496, Columbus his first lollipop licks
In 1496, (we had a tie) Columbus discovered trail mix
In 1497, Columbus turned 11!
In 1498, Columbus sailed in a crate
In 1499, Columbus sailed too fast and got a fine
Now go and impress your friends with your new knowledge! They'll believe you...really. :)
2 comments:
Right, thanks for the correction. I wonder who made that one up? :)
Yeah, I wonder who did make that up...Must've been someone with a heaping helping of genius. Aided, of course, by whoever-it-was's trusty inspirer! ;-)
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