We played Psychiatrist tonight

If you've played "Psychiatrist" before these will make more sense. Here are a few of the best quotes from the game, in no particular order.

Patient (trying to help the Psychiatrist) "What would cause your hair to change color?" Psychiatrist, "Do you drink too much?"

Patient (discussing what our "problem" should be), "We could all be the Platonic ideal of a living yo-yo!"

Patients, "We're all phone numbers."

Patient, "I'm an integral!"

Psychiatrist, "Is this a medically classified condition?"

Psychiatrist, "Why am I even asking you questions?"

Psychiatrist, "Are you the Federal Register?"